Absinthe ~ Be Aware of the Green Fairy T-Shirt
She whispers secrets in wormwood and dances in the dusk. She’s not here to grant wishes, she’s here to stir the pot. The pot may contain magic. And poor decisions. For those who sip first and ask questions later.
Meet the Green Fairy—myth, muse, and mildly tipsy troublemaker. Draped in foliage and surrounded by shamrocks, she sips from her forbidden bottle with a grin that says she knows exactly what you’re thinking… and she’s already a step ahead.
This tee isn’t just a nod to absinthe’s legendary spirit—it’s a toast to late-night musings, wild ideas, and that little voice that says, “Why not?” Perfect for the curious, the chaotic, and anyone who likes their magic a little messy.
This design looks best on dark Forest Green.
Each t-shirt comes with a proportionate 11" X 11" design.
All decals have been given the Intertek© seal of approval to maintain quality after 100 machine wash cycles (when air dried). For longer wear, turn shirts inside out when washing them and use cold water.
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PRODUCTION TRANSPARENCY
Each shirt is made personally by me using a direct-to-film (DTF) process using my own heat press here at my home. I am not a big warehouse or corporation. Once you place your order, I order your t-shirt, along with your film. It takes a few days for me to receive both, but once I do, rest assured that I am giving your t-shirt love and good vibes while I heat-press your design and get it ready to ship out to the post office. Yep, that's right! There is no drop shipping here! I do this to ensure that all products going out are top-notch and pass my own insanely picky quality assurance checks.
If you need to meet a deadline for an order, please reach out to me via my contact page, and we'll make it happen if it is possible. Just know that rush orders will cost more due to shipping and expedited processes on the end of the vendors I use.
Thank you for supporting a small business with big dreams. It means the world to me and my family!
The Fit:
It fits just right (like that one friend who always remembers your coffee order). It’s a women’s cut, so if you like a looser feel, you might wanna size up, but hey, the size chart is your oracle.The Feel:
Soft like a whispered prophecy and tough like a goddess who doesn’t skip leg day. This shirt stays cozy and keeps its shape, even after a laundry saga worthy of an epic poem.Why Gildan Ladies Long Fit?
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The collar doesn’t feel like it’s trying to strangle you (praise be).
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The cut actually flatters you, instead of turning you into a boxy mortal like a men's or unisex fit.
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It’s long enough to cover your hips—no more pulling it down every five seconds. You’ve got better things to do.
The Print:
Designed with a high-quality Direct-To-Film heat press, so your goddess-level graphics stay bold, bright, and beautiful through 100+ washes. That’s a whole century of laundry cycles. We don’t mess around with fading fates.4) This tee is made with 100% US cotton and even though this is considered a "heavy" cotton, it is softer than ever. This means comfort AND longevity.
5) Tear away label - No itchies!
6) Gildan is a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
7) Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
8) This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategories:
- Sustainable Manufacturing: This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Socially Conscious Manufacturing: This product was made by a mill who partnered with Fair Labor Association and was made in a facility that is WRAP certified.
9) Finally, Gildan makes this process affordable.
That's pretty awesome, right? I thought so too!
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